An Example of Why You Should Never Post Blog Entries at 2 O'clock in the Morning

I was going to post a long entry on how I'm:

1. Jealous of Rob Schamberger
2. Being too lazy
3. Annoyed at my self-imposed anonymity
4. Annoyed at being annoyed at my self-imposed anonymity
5. Depressed because everyone seems to be moving ahead while I'm stuck far behind.

But I don't feel like whining so instead I give you:

MORNING MUSUME vs LIZARD!!!
(THE UNCUT VERSION!!!)